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RULES: Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use your REAL 1st name.


Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Ruben needs to remember the old saying about being nice to people when you're on the way up, so that they'll be nice to you when you're on the way down."

I somewhat expected some crazy result, but this one is linked to freakin' Ruben Studdard...lol

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Now the hair is a bit thinning and the waistline growing, but Ruben looks like what you think he’s supposed to look like, which is why he looks like it."

Well, they got the hair part correct at least. :<

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "...stop, look and listen!"

I was hoping of a variation of "Frankie says relax"...

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Ruben wants a PT Cruiser"

I'll stick with my Grand Prix, kthx.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Ruben Does The “Do”……"

Too soon, too soon!

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Ruben hates sausage parties."

No sausage-fest is a good one. I approve this Google result.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Ruben asks for an injunction to stop the unauthorized use of his commercial image by the corporation, as well as a share of the profits generated from its prior unauthorized use."

Please remove my face from future Kikko-Man products plz.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Ruben goes Down under!"

Giggity!

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: "Ruben likes to dance."

Fuck that.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: "Ruben Eats his Foot"

I blame the economy.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: "Ruben wears his leopard saddle pad that one or our clients is so fond of using with only a faint hint of embarrassment"

That's hot.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: "Ruben was arrested for stalking and for throwing a sandwich at his girlfriend."

What the fuck? Why would I waste a good sammich?? xD

I tag you three!